Listen Gunter glieben glauten globen

[so long]

My two favorite expressions in German are "Ach du Scheiße" and "verdammte Schlampe"

Very good!!
You can combo out of those, like "Ach Du verdammte Scheiße..."
Holy shit is also good, it's "Heilige Scheiße"
(pronounced high-league-a)


Conor ist eine Schlampe.

 

[SongExotic2]

Very good!!
You can combo out of those, like "Ach Du verdammte Scheiße..."
Holy shit is also good, it's "Heilige Scheiße"
(pronounced high-league-a)


Conor ist eine Schlampe.

Mine is

"Khabieben kicken conars arshen!!"

 

[Never_Rolled]

Mine is

"Khabieben kicken conars arshen!!"

How do you say "you would have to stand on phonebooks"?

 

[SongExotic2]

How do you say "you would have to stand on phonebooks"?

"NEIN! GET FUCKTEN! ASRSHENHOLE!"

 

[Never_Rolled]

"NEIN! GET FUCKTEN! ASRSHENHOLE!"

Chris Luben?

 

[so long]

Mine is

"Khabieben kicken conars arshen!!"

Change the k in kicken for an f and you got GOLD !

 

[Too swole to control]

Which one makes more sense?

English -------------------German
one ------------------eins
two -------------------zwei
three ------------------ drei
four -----------------vier

English -------------------German
one ------------------gunter
two -------------------glieben
three ------------------ glauten
four -----------------globen


You don't have to be a linguist to know the answer.

You just can't be a retard.

Yes two And zwei are super similar. Thanks for the lesson Uber nerd. Ppl who can't figure out foreign languages r retarded. Makes sense.

 

[Too swole to control]

Man are you some kind of stupid. I knew him before he went in and after. He dated my sister in HS and we were both bagboys at Publix when we were in HS. He told me a lot of stories about Jim Bakker which that thread was about. I never even told the stories. Knowing someone who went to jail or prison is not my idea of cool. The reason I moved away from him was he still had the same mindset. He would rather not use his skills honestly. That isn't someone I need to be around. Once again, why is being a responsible parent and adult such a hard concept for you?

So your sister loves prison cock. Got it

 

[member 3289]

Yes two And zwei are super similar. Thanks for the lesson Uber nerd. Ppl who can't figure out foreign languages r retarded. Makes sense.

A hell of a lot more similar than two and glieben.

Yes people who can't apply critical thinking skills are mental retards. Good to see that you agree.

Have fun with your next bullshit story, goof.

 

[Too swole to control]

A hell of a lot more similar than two and glieben.

Yes people who can't apply critical thinking skills are mental retards. Good to see that you agree.

Have fun with your next bullshit story, goof.

Btw did I say it was German? The op said "German like" I didn't say I thought it was German you skinny bitch boy Uber driving pussy

 

[member 3289]

Btw did I say it was German? The op said "German like" I didn't say I thought it was German you skinny bitch boy Uber driving pussy

 

[Too swole to control]

Remember all this

 

[Never_Rolled]

So your sister loves prison cock. Got it

You should probably call her for tips since prison cock seems to be in your rear future.

 

[member 3289]

Remember all this

View: https://streamable.com/mucxg

 

[Too swole to control]

You should probably call her for tips since prison cock seems to be in your rear future.

Cool I will. Ill fuck her like I just escaped and she's the wardens wife

 

[Too swole to control]

View: https://streamable.com/mucxg

Cliffs?

 

[Never_Rolled]

Cool I will. Ill fuck her like I just escaped and she's the wardens wife

I will have her call the guard gate and put you on the guest list.

 

[Too swole to control]

I will have her call the guard gate and put you on the guest list.

I feel like u r trying to insult me but you are too dumb to pull it off

 

[member 3289]

Cliffs?

 

[Never_Rolled]

I feel like u r trying to insult me but you are too dumb to pull it off

No no not at all. She would be thrilled to have someone of your social status and intellect come into her life.

 

[Too swole to control]

"my Uber ride was one star.....the driver was typing on his phone the whole time laughing to himself and almost crashed"

 

[Too swole to control]

No no not at all. She would be thrilled to have someone of your social status and intellect come into her life.

Sweet how big is her tits bro

 

[Too swole to control]

Are they a globen globen DD? Or just a glouten glouten C

 

[Never_Rolled]

Sweet how big is her tits bro

They're uuuuge! She put your name through the gate just show your ID Major Lou Zer.

 

[Too swole to control]

They're uuuuge! She put your name through the gate just show your ID Major Lou Zer.

Your prison gate jokes would probably be super hilarious if you knew how a prison gate worked or what one is.