A man walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. "Hey miss", he says, "would you let me bite your breasts for $100?"
"Are you nuts?" she replies, and walks away.
The man turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?"
"Listen you I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"
Once more he runs around the block. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $10,000?"
This time she thinks about it for a while.
"Per breast" he adds.
Hmmm, $20,000, she ponders. OK, she says.
So they go into an alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, but not biting them.
After several minutes of this the woman finally runs out of patience. "Well?" she says, in an annoyed tone. "Are you going to bite them or not?"
"Nah,too expensive" the man replies as he walks away.