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Formerly 'Lars'
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You've never been in a fight in your life.

What you will do, however, is make a poopy every morning and then play a innocent when someone calls you out on your stank dookie.

Literally. Every. Time.

I usually make a morning poopy and an after lunch poopy. They both smell horrendous and I make sure to leave the door open afterwards with no fan.

you sir, are Fake Neeewz
 

Fingers

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I usually make a morning poopy and and after lunch poopy. They both smell horrendous and I make sure to leave the door open afterwards with no fan.

you sir, are Fake Neeewz
try some roughage. Broccoli or kale will bind up your stool.

crocodiles eat stones to break down their meat intake,
 

SongExotic2

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yep
but your butt had a hole in it
Still does. I'm waiting on a phone call about a job with fancy health care. Apparently I get 6 months off full pay If I go out sick. I just won't mention I need surgery in the interview
 

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
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Still does. I'm waiting on a phone call about a job with fancy health care. Apparently I get 6 months off full pay If I go out sick. I just won't mention I need surgery in the interview
Why do you need fancy healthcare? The UK is the best at healthcare..... Or so I've been told.
 

Lou Dog

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Still does. I'm waiting on a phone call about a job with fancy health care. Apparently I get 6 months off full pay If I go out sick. I just won't mention I need surgery in the interview
You still have a hole in your butt over a year later? That's outrageous sir.
I remember you and try hard nobody taking about your damaged butts...I think his got fixed.
 

SongExotic2

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Why do you need fancy healthcare? The UK is the best at healthcare..... Or so I've been told.
Well would you rather stay in a motel 6 or a Radisson? Get a steak at Denny's or get one in the belaggio?

I'm almost certain you aren't this stupid.
 

SongExotic2

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You still have a hole in your butt over a year later? That's outrageous sir.
I remember you and try hard nobody taking about your damaged butts...I think his got fixed.
November 2018 iirc I got my surgery.
 

ThatOneDude

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Well would you rather stay in a motel 6 or a Radisson? Get a steak at Denny's or get one in the belaggio?

I'm almost certain you aren't this stupid.
Thank you for telling the truth about the shit healthcare over there.
 

SongExotic2

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Thank you for telling the truth about the shit healthcare over there.
It's not shit at all. And you don't wind up bankrupt afterwards. I've had MRIs, broken bones, surgery that would of cost me a damn lot of money in America. Only went to hospital once there and my insurance covered it bar for a hundred dollars or so.

I did have a root canal at a dentist there that would have left me 2+grand outta pocket if it wasn't for my insurance. And that was at a walk in dentist.
 

ThatOneDude

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It's not shit at all. And you don't wind up bankrupt afterwards. I've had MRIs, broken bones, surgery that would of cost me a damn lot of money in America. Only went to hospital once there and my insurance covered it bar for a hundred dollars or so.

I did have a root canal at a dentist there that would have left me 2+grand outta pocket if it wasn't for my insurance. And that was at a walk in dentist.
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SongExotic2

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wow
must not be too painful or too much of a hassle
I just clean and dress it. Had to leave work once last year as it was too painful to walk and I could tell it was about to go boom again. And it did. Kinda used to it. Just limp a bit sometimes. I definitely need to get it fixed at some point.
 

CovidFree

Formerly 'Lars'
Oct 17, 2015
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I just clean and dress it. Had to leave work once last year as it was too painful to walk and I could tell it was about to go boom again. And it did. Kinda used to it. Just limp a bit sometimes. I definitely need to get it fixed at some point.
What’s wrong with your batti again?
 

SongExotic2

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What’s wrong with your batti again?
I had an abscess on my butt cheek. They did an operation and said I needed 8 weeks off but I healed faster and went back to work after maybe 3.5 weeks. It only 90 percent healed and now and again the wound reopens. Same thing tryhardnobody had. It will require fixing again.
 

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Formerly 'Lars'
Oct 17, 2015
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I had an abscess on my butt cheek. They did an operation and said I needed 8 weeks off but I healed faster and went back to work after maybe 3.5 weeks. It only 90 percent healed and now and again the wound reopens. Same thing tryhardnobody had. It will require fixing again.
I had an abscess on me buttcheek once from staph. It got about as big as a baseball. They just lanced it and it healed fine. A nice nurse lady had to wipe my butt poor girl.