General Official 2024 NCAA Football Thread

[Hauler]

It will be a fucking shitstorm in Columbus if they lose to them next year

Couches will burn

 

[Hauler]

They'll just keep moving the goal posts: "congrats on winning 5 out of the last 18"

The goalposts never move for November.
Beat TTUN.

 

[Matrix]

The goalposts never move for November.
Beat TTUN.

How much of his contract is guaranteed? Bc this could get extremely humorous.

 

[Hauler]

How much of his contract is guaranteed? Bc this could get extremely humorous.

Haven't looked at it yet.

Too busy kicking homeless people out of my way as I find the next place to drink a $9 beer in San Diego.

 

[Matrix]

Haven't looked at it yet.

Too busy kicking homeless people out of my way as I find the next place to drink a $9 beer in San Diego.

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High five an ICE for me

 

[Wild]

Haven't looked at it yet.

Too busy kicking homeless people out of my way as I find the next place to drink a $9 beer in San Diego.

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Walk over there to that homeless camp, pull your pants down, wipe your ass with a fresh $100 bill, put it back in your pocket, pull your pants up and stroll away whistling.

 

[Hauler]

Walk over there to that homeless camp, pull your pants down, wipe your ass with a fresh $100 bill, put it back in your pocket, pull your pants up and stroll away whistling.

Be funnier to wipe my ass with it then throw it on the ground and watch them fight over it like a group of pigeons getting tossed a single cracker.

 

[Matrix]

Be funnier to wipe my ass with it then throw it on the ground and watch them fight over it like a group of pigeons getting tossed a single cracker.

Don't do either though please lol

 

[Wild]

Be funnier to wipe my ass with it then throw it on the ground and watch them fight over it like a group of pigeons getting tossed a single cracker.

See, that would just be mean. Have some compassion, your heartless POS.