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  1. Onetrickpony

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    They tasted like rotten compost.

    Normally the smell makes me gag and no matter what i mixed them with the second they hit my tongue I have to fight to keep them down. These were great, first time I haven’t puked in 25 years.
     
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  2. Onetrickpony

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    I went out for supper with my wife at a steak house and went to the bar with her after and no one noticed a thing.

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    After 20 years of not touching acid I’m still able to wake up after forgetting I dropped a tab and silently keep it undercover in front of my family.

    Good bye and good night.

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  3. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    RIP @Shang Tsong2@Shang Tsong2
    He’s been pinked more than any other member and there is a pink threshold which the gods don’t release but it’s there m80 and he’s getting near it as he gets pinked monthly
    Bye bye - Throbbie Fart
     
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  4. Willthiswork

    Willthiswork I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

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    You know it's a weird day when you start out talking about endometrial ablation and Trendelenburg positioning and end it by quoting some Greenberg and Leyla Retractors, amirite?

    Anyone? Anyone?

    @Splinty@Splinty @SC MMA MD@SC MMA MD @Never_Rolled@Never_Rolled

    Right?
     
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  5. Tom Terrific

    Tom Terrific Life Goal = Smoke bowl with Tom Brady

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    Is he still pink?

    Lol
     
  6. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    I think he got a pass
     
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  7. Splinty

    Splinty Shake 'em off
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    Trendelenburg was a german surgeon who later would recant his recommendation for using his eponymous position for the treatment of shock.

    Despite this, every single nursing school still trains their nurses to turn the patient essentially upside down the moment the blood pressure is low.

    This does not improve cardiac return, and Ill let @SC MMA MD@SC MMA MD ,who has forgotten more about Frank starling law than I'll ever know, expand on the mutitude of reasons that this position is counterproductive for it's usual usage.

    Trendelenburg should be relegated to the usage that you see it usually, which is only temporary procedural convenience and needs.

    Trendelenburg would live long enough to see his student perform the first pulmonary embolectomy, but he couldn't stop the patients from being turned upside down. This is the stuff that keeps me up at night.
     
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  8. Never_Rolled

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    We were talking about some asshole with Schambergs. Unfortunately the asshole with it is me. Looks like flea bites around my ankles. GF thinks the flights back and forth caused it. My dad about 4 weeks ago had an ablation but a little higher up in his ticker. We have talks like this daily. Mostly about crazy and or unreasonable patients.
     
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    Never_Rolled First 10,000

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    I think I mentioned my GF's line when she's asked medical questions. "I'm an outside doctor, you need an inside doctor". She has folksy sayings for almost every situation. Her sister is an ENT so she is teaching her "You need a below the neck doctor".
     
  10. SC MMA MD

    SC MMA MD Posting Machine

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    “You look at least 19, your problem is you are old” is my standard answer to every medical question an adult asks me
     
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  11. Super Dave

    Super Dave In 2019, we're All Elite

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    You shut the fuck up baldilocks, and you, yes you noodle arms, gimme my fucking thread title back you Olive oil looking mark ass motherfucker!

    MoDs can't hold me down


    Belee dat
     
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  14. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    *beleedat*
     
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    @Galt@Galt

    What’s this say? From a sherdog user who says he got an 8 year prison sentence.

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    8 month sentence for assault (not severe) and carrying a dangerous weapon.
     
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  18. Onetrickpony

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    He posted months and I accidentally typed years when posting here.

    Maybe he hit on a girl who didn’t like it and had a dildo in his pocket.
     
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    About to go to my in-laws for my wife’s dads birthday, then drop the kids off at my parents place so my wife and I can go out for a couple of hours.

    Thought I’d take A picture of myself and then remembered that I’m unphotogenic as fuck.

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    These were the good ones.


    Thank Christ my kids took after my wife and look good in pictures no matter what they’re doing.
     
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    This is more than “A” picture.
     
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    I attempted to take “a” good one. Regrettably that didn’t happen.
     
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    Yes, I’m drinking from a fish bowl.

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  23. Shang Tsong2

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    What flavor fish?
     
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    Rye and ginger
     
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  25. Meth Dentist

    Meth Dentist Well-Known Member

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    Just had a girl over. Good friend who's bf recently died. Anyway I had my shirt off the whole time. First time I have been comfortable doing that in a long time. Her bf hated me anyway so fuck him. Would never let me talk to her.
     
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