General RIP Comunity Chit Chat

Just got a call. Apparently I've got a new job, possibly as early as next week.

Time for a mamushka

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Gratz, prolly as food critic eh?
It's not done yet. I haven't signed anything yet, I'm waiting for a call from the office lady to do a piss test and my handler is working on a start date. Job will be easy too, I'll get to be even lazier than usual.
 
This isn't aimed towards anyone here as I don't have any of you on social media, but ffs I can't stand those cunts who post silly pictures of themselves with cat filters, or dog filters or any kind of filter. It looks fucken stupid.

What a time to be alive.
 
the thread where you post photos of what you think TMMAC members look like....has it gone?

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thanks, I struck out scouring the sub forums and using the search feature
 
hey @Fingers do you think it's bad I was laughing when I saw this?

people being thrown in every direction because they didn't listen to the those telling them to jump off, one person trying to dig themselves out of the snow the whole time etc

and then a big pile of ski lift chairs at the end lol
 
hey @Fingers do you think it's bad I was laughing when I saw this?

people being thrown in every direction because they didn't listen to the those telling them to jump off, one person trying to dig themselves out of the snow the whole time etc

and then a big pile of ski lift chairs at the end lol

No one died. It was like a speeded up benny hill sketch at the end.

Just needed the music.
 
Hmmm. Just stubbed my toe. For a few minutes there I thought I'd broke the cunt. I don't think it is tho. Oooh it hurts tho. I can feel my heartbeat in it, it better stop being a pussy and man up
 
Hmmm. Got told off by the Facebook MoDs. A friend of mine is a notts county fan. He made a post saying "you pies!" (Notts county are the magpies)

I responded with "fray bento is a cunt!"

And the Facebook coppers got me for bullying. Deleted it and warned me. Fat cunts. Fray bento is a brand of pie not a person, fkn dummies.
 
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