The Great Outdoors

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  1. Animal Chin

    Animal Chin Active Member

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    That looks delicious
     
  2. silentsinger

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    I'm not familiar with any of them, haha. Husband told me to run, so I ran. Literally thinking a bear was about to attack me.

    You going into caves with them has given me a new phobia. Can I be on your emergency call list? Fuck haha.
     
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  3. Grateful Dude

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    Wildflower season has begun.

    Bluebonnets (Texas State Flower) and Indian Paintbrushes
    @Splinty@Splinty


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  4. Hauler

    Hauler Unknown Member

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    Meanest Tree ever?

    6" thorns and a poison ivy vine.

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  5. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Self-isolation helps flatten the curve

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    Did my best to improve the lighting/clarity in these. It was a very sunny day.

    Gators/gator path

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    Southern black racer (Coluber constrictor priapus) frozen in fear because he just realized I'm a "real one". I know this photo is terrible.

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    More green anoles than I've ever seen in one day before. I saw 7 total but I'll just post the best photos here


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    Lmk how many seconds it takes you to spot this one

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    Even got to see and film an unsuccessful hunt by a green anole of some sort of paper wasp


    View: https://streamable.com/ejxez
     
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  6. Hauler

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    I'm not too happy with Asia at the moment.

    Coronavirus is fucking up my nightlife because our pussy governor just closed all bars and restaurants, and I just spent an entire Sunday removing an invasive Asian shrub from my property.

    Get your shit together, Asia!
     
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  7. silentsinger

    silentsinger Ok Banger

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    One if that, only due to the curve of the tail.

    I miss wildlife, Norfolk was awesome for really pretty coloured birds and quite often Praying Mantis. I'd freak out and get Orkin out if I found a single cricket indoors but I do miss the birds.
     
  8. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Self-isolation helps flatten the curve

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    White-tailed deer


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    Kebab meat

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  9. Hauler

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    Didn't know deers have learned to swim in the swamplands.


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    Ohio deer > Florida deer

    Almost hit these fuckers on my driveway.
     
  10. Grateful Dude

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    Sounds like a good way to fill up your freezer with meat during the apocalypse
     
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  11. conor mcgregor nut hugger

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    Those white tails?

    I was a little surprised to see them in the swamp too honestly.

    Oh and yes your deer are bigger. Bergmann's rule - Wikipedia explains why.

    There's a subspecies of white-tails in the Florida Keys called Key deer. They've been protected for a while so they're super friendly, but the fuckers are tiny

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  12. Hauler

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  13. Grateful Dude

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    Damn, that is a little deer. People down here in Texas talk about the big deer, but they're small compared to the corn-fed deer I grew up around in the midwest.
     
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  14. Hauler

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    I can almost guarantee the one on the left will be consumed at some point. I see him every day.
     
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  15. Hauler

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    Yes.
    White Tail are everywhere up here.
     
  16. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Self-isolation helps flatten the curve

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    Sent this to @Lars@Lars and he was so horribly off that I thought I'd post it and see if any of you could survive longer than 4 hours in the swamp

    Find the lizard in this photo:

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  17. Grateful Dude

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    Lemme know if you want to borrow my blow gun :D
     
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  18. conor mcgregor nut hugger

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    Almost as big as the women!
     
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  19. Grateful Dude

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    lol, that's accurate and true
     
  20. Hauler

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    Came up here looking for deer to show up @VOTE TRUMP 2020@VOTE TRUMP 2020. Nothing!

    Oh well.


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  21. conor mcgregor nut hugger

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    You find the lizard yet, Thom Barry?
     
  22. Hauler

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    I don't know what this means.

    Is this some meth-head, dirty-skank, coked-out Florida stripper joke?
     
  23. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Self-isolation helps flatten the curve

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    See post 741
     
  24. Hauler

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    I see something in the bottom right maybe?

    Let me know if you want my stimulus money to buy a camera that isn't a potato.
     
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  25. conor mcgregor nut hugger

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    Ask your grandson to look at the photo for you.

    I'll give it more time before I tell you guys. I want to give @Grateful Dude@Grateful Dude a chance
     
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