Lifestyle The Official TMMAC Thanksgiving Turkey Thread

[ThatOneDude]

I like to get freaky with my birds and shoves butter up their ass.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Shove some fresh herbs up her Prison wallet as well.

 

[member 1013]

Turkey prep has begun.
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Blue spruce and white cedar?

 

[ThatOneDude]

Bird has been rubbed down with olive oil, fresh rosemary, fresh thyme, fresh cracked pepper and fresh cracked himalayan pink salt.... Like a real American.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Blue spruce and white cedar?

 

[member 1013]

Bird has been rubbed down with olive oil, fresh rosemary, fresh thyme, fresh cracked pepper and fresh cracked himalayan pink salt.... Like a real American.
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Bacon wrap that bitch!!

 

[ThatOneDude]

Bacon wrap that bitch!!

Bruh, you already know. A kosher bacon blanket has been weaved.

 

[member 1013]

Bruh, you already know. A kosher bacon blanket has been weaved.
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My penis is engorged

 

[ThatOneDude]

My penis is engorged

I know, you showed me.

 

[member 1013]

I know, you showed me.

Sorry I had to measure it in millimeters

 

[ThatOneDude]

Boom
Kosher Bacon
Kosher Turkey

 

[Papi Chingon]

duck fat hash browns would change a bum life.

There is a high end restaurant by me that cooks its fries in duck fat.

 

[Papi Chingon]

I cook red meat on thanksgiving

picked up a tri tip and leg of lamb bone in(gonna take bone out and butterfly it myself)

Lotta meat

Stater Brothers has bone in ribeye roasts on sale right now for $4.99/lb, and it's not shit meat. Fucking sweet.

 

[Robbie Hart]

I just show up

 

[Rambo John J]

Stater Brothers has bone in ribeye roasts on sale right now for $4.99/lb, and it's not shit meat. Fucking sweet.

I probably went to the original Stater Bros
Used to visit SB all the time

$4.99 sounds amaze

 

[Papi Chingon]

I probably went to the original Stater Bros
Used to visit SB all the time

$4.99 sounds amaze

They did it last year for Christmas and I got a 10 or 11 pounder. It was fucking awesome. I found out about the special late this afternoon and really wanted to swing by and pick up a roast or two, but didn't do it since Thanksgiving Eve is the wrong time to go to a grocery store.

 

[Papi Chingon]

Boom
Kosher Bacon
Kosher Turkey

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You cooking that slut tonight, or do you wrap it in seran and put it in the frige like that for tomorrow? I'm not familiar with this heart attack turkey.

 

[ThatOneDude]

You cooking that slut tonight, or do you wrap it in seran and put it in the frige like that for tomorrow? I'm not familiar with this heart attack turkey.

Its relaxing in the fridge.

 

[Papi Chingon]

Its relaxing in the fridge.

Are you going to stick anything else up its ass or do any injections, or is that complete?

 

[Rambo John J]

Its relaxing in the fridge.

#violated bird

 

[ThatOneDude]

Are you going to stick anything else up its ass or do any injections, or is that complete?

I will mop it throughout the cook with its wonderful juices.
I'm also going to fuck it.

 

[BJTT_Kiwi]

I like to get freaky with my birds and shoves butter up their ass.
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How very "Last Tango in Paris" of you

 

[member 3289]

Time to remove from the brine and start roasting motherfuckers!

 

[ThatOneDude]

Time to remove from the brine and start roasting motherfuckers!

Pics or gtfo.

 

[RaginCajun]

I didn't know Canadian celebrated Thanksgiving today but they must because @Sex Chicken invited me over to help prepare food, he said he wanted me to "toss his salad."