TMMAC Monopoly Board Game

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  1. Jehannum

    Jehannum The Notorious Two

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    The Fast-Moving Pointless Shit-Posting Game (TMMAC Monopoly Board Game)

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    This second preview is out of date now but some is still accurate.

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    CURRENT FEATURES (and there are some details I'm not going to reveal yet)

    NEW & CHANGED TILES

    32 Streets (up from 22)
    1 Extra tile row (Adds strategy)
    4 Stations (for switching rows)
    4 Roundabouts (for switching rows)
    8 TMMAC Ratings (collectible)

    OLD & UNCHANGED TILES
    4 Utilities (Admin/Mod owned businesses)
    3 Community Chests (Movement : stimulants & drugs)
    3 Chance Encounters (Financial : booze & hookers)
    2 Tax (TMMAC Taxes)
    1 Go (Logging In)
    1 Go to Jail (It's a surprise)
    1 Jail (see above)
    1 Free Parking (might change this)
     
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    I'm probably not understanding but whatever, that's what I thought of when I read the post so there. you. go.
     
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  3. Jehannum

    Jehannum The Notorious Two

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    the not understanding part, I'm guessing that's a common event in your life :D ty nonetheless
     
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    I'll take that as a compliment so that we can remain friends.
     
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  5. Jehannum

    Jehannum The Notorious Two

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  6. Otis Driftwood

    Otis Driftwood 30/30-150

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    I’ll take “go to jail”.
    I’m not really getting it though am I?
     
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  7. Jehannum

    Jehannum The Notorious Two

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    the game hasn't even started yet and the fucking board is incomplete

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  8. Otis Driftwood

    Otis Driftwood 30/30-150

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    Fucking asshole with a pink tie on is making me shit your thread up already.
    Fucking tossing bugger.
     
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  9. Jehannum

    Jehannum The Notorious Two

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    Big Sam's a reprobate, I've always liked him :cool:
     
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    Otis Driftwood 30/30-150

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    I’m not adverse to pink ties on the right person though.
     
  11. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Oh good, the cunt is chewing gum, has his dick-do gut on display and has his feet up...


    #Dick-Do
    #TWAT
    #Cunt
    #ArrogantCunt
    #LetMeTellYouHowToCheatTheFA
     
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  12. Jehannum

    Jehannum The Notorious Two

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    he really seems to trigger you
     
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    Otis Driftwood 30/30-150

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    Edit.
     
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  14. This Pothead

    This Pothead The more I smoke the smaller the phillie gets

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    Doesn’t @Splinty@Splinty win as he has .............. never mind. Mods can you delete?
     
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  15. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Because “oh, sam’s in charge there, he’ll clean things up”

    And all the while he’s out telling agents how to cheat the system.....piece of shit

    And btw, people triggering me is great, I actually thrive on being mad
     
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  16. Jehannum

    Jehannum The Notorious Two

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    Otis Driftwood 30/30-150

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    I''m not proud, but when he had a heart attack I wanted it to be followed up with a far worse heart attack.
     
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  19. Jehannum

    Jehannum The Notorious Two

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    that's pretty cold bro, it's not like he's raping kids in his spare time

    he claps like Cain Velasquez

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    Otis Driftwood 30/30-150

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    If I had my way I'd be putting a robot kid like catnip stuff for him to fuck, so he'd got to jail I dislike him that much.
     
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    Otis Driftwood 30/30-150

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    Fucking clown shoes twat.
     
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    Otis Driftwood 30/30-150

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    Fucking clap, you twat.
     
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  23. Jehannum

    Jehannum The Notorious Two

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    how long you stuck as Big Sam for?

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    Otis Driftwood 30/30-150

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    For another 3 and a bit weeks.
    Fuck that movie was gold. First time I went to FAO Schwartz in New York I couldn't leave that foot piano alone.
     
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  25. Jehannum

    Jehannum The Notorious Two

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    when I typed "big tom hanks" into google "big tom hanks piano" was suggested first, very popular scene.
     
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