Lifestyle Whatcha cooking?
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Ex girlfriends coworker won a full pig in a 4H auction, including processing.
Butcher called her up and asked what cuts she wanted them to do.
"All bacon please"
"Uhh, ma'am, it doesn't work that way"
"What?"
"Ma'am we can't make the whole pig bacon, just parts of it"
"Well then I don't want it!"
Her and her husband were hopeless.
They gave me a craftsman lawn tractor that was "broken" because the ex told them I like to fix stuff sometimes.
Fucking thing had a flat tire and was out of gas. Apparently this was beyond their cognitive ability.
I told them that I "fixed" it and they could have it back if they wanted, I felt bad about it. They said it never worked right anyway.
I used that thing for 5 years, gave it to a buddy who used it for two more, then gave it to a third paramedic when he moved to Washington.
Broken...
I was bringing my pigs to the butchers one time and some chinese were ahead of me filling out the cut sheet. They wanted all sausage. Butcher asked are you sure, no bacon, chops, loin? No, all sausage!
I shed a tear for that lost bacon.
Must've been some delicious snausage though with all that good fat.
Not brioche but it will do
Dumplings my fren, it's all about the Dumplings.Must've been some delicious snausage though with all that good fat.
And sausage stretches, pig will last them a year.
I'm a simple bitch. This takes so little work to make
Plus, it's not like I would ever win a Bushkill bread knife
Never bean inside an actual Taco Bell. I accidentally walked in once to half of one as Long John Silver was connected to it as a double restaurant space. For once in my life I almost felt like a mexiCANT.
Worked with a probably illegal at a printshop in the early 90s. Total "western wear" kind of messican.
I swear motherfucker lived on pinto beans smeared on the whitest of whitebread. He'd knock em down all day.
Is that a thing or was he a kook?
I swear motherfucker lived on pinto beans smeared on the whitest of whitebread. He'd knock em down all day.
Is that a thing or was he a kook?
I would understand if they were refried beans but no, I never heard of that even on a tortilla. It's always refried if you're gonna go with something on the go. It's neater that way. That's some Cheech and Chong Mexican American cholo shit.
Ok, Sherlock you've twisted my arm! It's because cold tortillas are inedible and I'm clearly not the favorite!
