General TMMAC Tough Guy Club

[Nemo?]

Ha ha. Jesus Christ! I honestly had no idea what it was about. I’ve been meaning to read it for years and I got it last night. I will NOT be reading this at the Starbucks again! This is not the type of thing s Tough Guy should read in public!

Truly laughing out loud....you sir are a national treasure.

 

[La Paix]

@Sex Chicken just so you know myself and the rest of the committee are reviewing your actions (or lack thereof) during the Yorkdale incident and will decide if you'll be kicked out or not. Your only saving grace is you had you kid with you, otherwise you'd already be gone.

 

[member 3289]

@Sex Chicken just so you know myself and the rest of the committee are review your actions (or lack thereof) during the Yorkdale incident and will decide if you'll be kicked out or not. Your only saving grace is you had you kid with you, otherwise you'd already be gone.

Exactly. A real tough guy would've eliminated the threat. And @Sex Chicken isn't just a member, he's fukn club president (allegedly).

Soda/pop argument aside, a president who shows such inaction is simply not a president I can look up to.

Ever.

 

[Sex Chicken]

@Sex Chicken just so you know myself and the rest of the committee are reviewing your actions (or lack thereof) during the Yorkdale incident and will decide if you'll be kicked out or not. Your only saving grace is you had you kid with you, otherwise you'd already be gone.

This from a guy who when he goes to his car after Zumba class carries his keys like this...

 

[Sex Chicken]

Exactly. A real tough guy would've eliminated the threat. And @Sex Chicken isn't just a member, he's fukn club president (allegedly).

Soda/pop argument aside, a president who shows such inaction is simply not a president I can look up to.

Ever.

This from a guy who pepper sprays anyone who comes withing 10 feet of his Twink Cage at Club Liv.

 

[Sex Chicken]

@conor mcgregor nut hugger @Chad Wagner

Do you guys really think these punks didn't know my abilities would be compromised when I was holding my 28 month old daughter? They knew they were free to terrorize the mall when they saw my arms full.

I know a lot of guys from Toronto post here, so I want to say to any Toronto gangbangers who are members of this forum...

I'm coming for you! You woke up a sleeping lion! I'm a soldier! Come at me! But these were civilians! You got my god damned family mixed up in this shit! I'm about that life, and I'll take care of this shit. I'm old school though you come at me like a man! I left that life years ago, but you guys have dragged me back in! That's right I'm an old G. You probably heard of me I used to go by Hercules Thunder Fuck. I'm going to put the loud pipes back on the Subaru and come rolling through your hoods, busting heads until I get names! You hear me PUNKS!!!! You went and made this about family!!!

 

[Sex Chicken]

Having a fucking incredible day.

 

[Limpy]

Having a fucking incredible day.

Only $7.99 for a whole roast chicken?! That’s a good price.

 

[Sex Chicken]

Only $7.99 for a whole roast chicken?! That’s a good price.

It’s the best. I come just to get one. I take that sweet Bitch home, shred it with forks, and make tacos with it. I’m laughing my head off as I type this, I’m gaming the system so hard.
Tack on a hotdog, and all I can drink pop for 1.50 and I should be in jail for what I’m doing here.
It’s incredible.

 

[SongExotic2]

Having a fucking incredible day.

Where's the ketchup@

 

[Sex Chicken]

Where's the ketchup@

The “wimp sauce”? The lady handed me a packet, I lobbed it into the air and roundhoused it into the rafters. Then I got right in her face and said “If you ever offer me that shit again, I’ll shove that hair net straight up your ass!”
Now she’s over there crying while her manager tries to calm her down.

 

[SongExotic2]

The “wimp sauce”? The lady handed me a packet, I lobbed it into the air and roundhoused it into the rafters. Then I got right in her face and said “If you ever offer me that shit again, I’ll shove that hair net straight up your ass!”
Now she’s over there crying while her manager tries to calm her down.

You should hang out with mix. The tales you pair come up with would likely get a pilot on sci fi

 

[otaku1]

Having a fucking incredible day.

Kirkland FTW

 

[member 3289]

Having a fucking incredible day.

 

[Sex Chicken]

 

[Sex Chicken]

I can’t fucking stop laughing. I’m spitting hot dog all over myself.

These fuckers will never beat me. I’ve got 43 years of customer experience under my belt. You think you’re going to lure me in with a cheap hot dog and then bend me over on high mark up products? Get fucked! I’ll drop in for 10 minutes and fucking hit you where it hurts! Fuck your bottom line!
I can’t stop laughing at the hubris.

 

[Sex Chicken]

Holy fuck! I just realized that they seasoned it too.

Thanks for the free seasoning morons!
I just pissed all over myself I’m laughing so hard.

 

[Rambo John J]

LOL chicken is losing it

 

[RaginCajun]

I can’t fucking stop laughing. I’m spitting hot dog all over myself.

These fuckers will never beat me. I’ve got 43 years of customer experience under my belt. You think you’re going to lure me in with a cheap hot dog and then bend me over on high mark up products? Get fucked! I’ll drop in for 10 minutes and fucking hit you where it hurts! Fuck your bottom line!
I can’t stop laughing at the hubris.

You just know those fuckers are cursing themselves everytime they see you and there ain't shit they can do about it because you got that Executive Membership!

 

[member 3289]

Put a lid on that soda cup you fukn savage

 

[Priziesthorse]

Costco's secret weapon: Food courts and $1.50 hot dogs

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Costco's secret weapon: Food courts and $1.50 hot dogs

IKEA just a step behind

 

[Sex Chicken]

I’m easily the toughest guy at this Wiggle’s show. If I flipped out nobody could do anything about it.

 

[Sex Chicken]

So far it’s been a great fucking show.

 

[member 3289]

So far it’s been a great fucking show.

You're there alone, aren't you?