The badassery of Thor

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sparkuri said:
Let's break this down.

Dark World was THE BEST of the 3 Thor movies.
He was older, wiser, darker, less gingered like @Miesha's Taint , more badass.

1 had the best soundtrack and best intro.
3 was the one Taiki Waititi turned him into a fucking teenage comedian, lots of laughs, lots of corny, lots of visuals, definitely the one you watch multiple times.
But Dark World?
- King Boar crushing the armies of the Dark Elves
- Malekith re-awakened by the Red Aether aka Reality stone
- The Cursed One, unstoppable beast
- Loki's first death, subsequently Thor(Hemsworth's)best acting.
- Frieda kicked Malekiths ass, then killed and given the Asgardian memorial to Valhalla
- Dark Elves resurrected, slipping past Heimdall for the sttack on Asgard
- We got to see the breadth of Asgard, including it's defenses
- Odin blasting through fools
- Loki in prison, the Cursed breaking out
- Heimdall betraying the throne.
- Another portal
- "YOU'RE BIRTH RITE, WAS TA DIE!"











It wasn't great, but it was good.
There's something wrong with everyone and I pray to the Allfathers the veils will be lifted from your eyes.
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Sorry I did t read this, I was too busy moping around Asgard in my Snuggie.
 
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sparkuri said:
Let's break this down.

Dark World was THE BEST of the 3 Thor movies.
He was older, wiser, darker, less gingered like @Miesha's Taint , more badass.

1 had the best soundtrack and best intro.
3 was the one Taiki Waititi turned him into a fucking teenage comedian, lots of laughs, lots of corny, lots of visuals, definitely the one you watch multiple times.
But Dark World?
- King Boar crushing the armies of the Dark Elves
- Malekith re-awakened by the Red Aether aka Reality stone
- The Cursed One, unstoppable beast
- Loki's first death, subsequently Thor(Hemsworth's)best acting.
- Frieda kicked Malekiths ass, then killed and given the Asgardian memorial to Valhalla
- Dark Elves resurrected, slipping past Heimdall for the sttack on Asgard
- We got to see the breadth of Asgard, including it's defenses
- Odin blasting through fools
- Loki in prison, the Cursed breaking out
- Heimdall betraying the throne.
- Another portal
- "YOU'RE BIRTH RITE, WAS TA DIE!"











It wasn't great, but it was good.
There's something wrong with everyone and I pray to the Allfathers the veils will be lifted from your eyes.
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I'm on your side.

Dark World was my favourite.
 
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Super Dave said:
I'm on your side.

Dark World was my favourite.
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I actually like it a lot. I watched it again while I was making dinner last night. It just has uneven pacing and tone and some cheesy dialogue and delivery.

I can’t make it through all of Ragnarok these days but I can watch the first two easily.

sparkuri @sparkuri
 
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Lars said:
I actually like it a lot. I watched it again while I was making dinner last night. It just has uneven pacing and tone and some cheesy dialogue and delivery.

I can’t make it through all of Ragnarok these days but I can watch the first two easily.

sparkuri @sparkuri
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I like Natalie Portman but she was wasted in this franchise.

Ragnarok was too jokey for me, though I did enjoy the battle with the Hulk.
 
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Lars said:
Also he dropped the call with lady Sif
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If by call you mean ball, yeah.
Pretty dumb to put your eggs in the basket of Natalie Portman.
- Abused by her father, a greezy weasel who steals coke from Gary Oldman
- Wants to fuck her father figure, a hitman for a spaghetti-eating cheat
- Attempts suicide in Al Pacino's apartment because she can't find her hair ties
- Queen of a planet with no defense and poor negotiating tactics
- Bangs an underage awkward jedi who ends up murdering half the universe for the empire she fought against
- Banged by another loser and gives birth in a Walmart
- Bangs Jude Law AND Clive Owen (mortals), and ends up selling her disease box for pennies on the dollar
- Starves herself for some stupid ballet competition
- Carries on with America's biggest dork Ashton Kutcher
- Settles down, get's cheated on by the President(who gets killed by magic bullets) and takes him back 100 times
- Makes out with her husbands' brother who's being tortured as a POW
- Isn't Lady Sif, a hot Asgardian warrior whose spit would level her

If Thor gets with that Valkyrie, I hope he works on his tongue tornado skills, 'cuz Hulk's been smashing that lesbo traitor.
 
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Super Dave said:
Lesbo traitor?
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Oh yeah, she was totally giving up on Asgard, and she's a carpet muncher.
A smokin' hot one.
She needs a punishment for defiling the golden sham, and I'm just the guy to dole it out.
 
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sparkuri said:
If by call you mean ball, yeah.
Pretty dumb to put your eggs in the basket of Natalie Portman.
- Abused by her father, a greezy weasel who steals coke from Gary Oldman
- Wants to fuck her father figure, a hitman for a spaghetti-eating cheat
- Attempts suicide in Al Pacino's apartment because she can't find her hair ties
- Queen of a planet with no defense and poor negotiating tactics
- Bangs an underage awkward jedi who ends up murdering half the universe for the empire she fought against
- Banged by another loser and gives birth in a Walmart
- Bangs Jude Law AND Clive Owen (mortals), and ends up selling her disease box for pennies on the dollar
- Starves herself for some stupid ballet competition
- Carries on with America's biggest dork Ashton Kutcher
- Settles down, get's cheated on by the President(who gets killed by magic bullets) and takes him back 100 times
- Makes out with her husbands' brother who's being tortured as a POW
- Isn't Lady Sif, a hot Asgardian warrior whose spit would level her

If Thor gets with that Valkyrie, I hope he works on his tongue tornado skills, 'cuz Hulk's been smashing that lesbo traitor.
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You know what I meant you cyber bully!
 
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Thor one shots Hulk:


Almost kills Hulk:


Depowered by Dr. Strange, he still kills Hulk and the Thing:

 
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My new keychain



I had to put it in the bag with the receipt because the cashier couldn't lift it.
 
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Dead Again said:







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Its a travesty that I never got into comics

Such beautiful artwork!! These pages I quoted are just great

Storytelling + imagination + badass artwork

How could I have missed this?

I hear comic artists don't make much money unless youre famous. Is this true? Another travesty if so.

Great stuff

I never read the comics but I think what they did with Thor's character the in the MCU films was genius. lol so funny. Was he like this in the comics too? Great and heroic to the point of likeable comedy?
 
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Masato Toys said:
Its a travesty that I never got into comics

Such beautiful artwork!! These pages I quoted are just great

Storytelling + imagination + badass artwork

How could I have missed this?

I hear comic artists don't make much money unless youre famous. Is this true? Another travesty if so.

Great stuff

I never read the comics but I think what they did with Thor's character the in the MCU films was genius. lol so funny. Was he like this in the comics too? Great and heroic to the point of likeable comedy?
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He’s not like Ragnarok Thor in the comics at all beyond being very heroic.
 
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Lars said:
Leigh @Leigh are you gonna see captain marvel? I watched a cam.
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I watched it this morning.

Her final form is quite powerful, in that she can fly and shoot energy and smash small spaceships. Until I see her take the brunt of a dying star, tank a city falling on her head, clean out an army of Frost Giants and their dinosaur, mangle an army of actual demons and mini surtur, tame a dragon, bash the Hulk and chase off Thanos with a five stone Infinity Guantlet, I'll reserve judgement.
 
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