- Oct 17, 2015
Sorry I did t read this, I was too busy moping around Asgard in my Snuggie.Let's break this down.
Dark World was THE BEST of the 3 Thor movies.
He was older, wiser, darker, less gingered like @Miesha's Taint , more badass.
1 had the best soundtrack and best intro.
3 was the one Taiki Waititi turned him into a fucking teenage comedian, lots of laughs, lots of corny, lots of visuals, definitely the one you watch multiple times.
But Dark World?
- King Boar crushing the armies of the Dark Elves
- Malekith re-awakened by the Red Aether aka Reality stone
- The Cursed One, unstoppable beast
- Loki's first death, subsequently Thor(Hemsworth's)best acting.
- Frieda kicked Malekiths ass, then killed and given the Asgardian memorial to Valhalla
- Dark Elves resurrected, slipping past Heimdall for the sttack on Asgard
- We got to see the breadth of Asgard, including it's defenses
- Odin blasting through fools
- Loki in prison, the Cursed breaking out
- Heimdall betraying the throne.
- Another portal
- "YOU'RE BIRTH RITE, WAS TA DIE!"
It wasn't great, but it was good.
There's something wrong with everyone and I pray to the Allfathers the veils will be lifted from your eyes.