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mysticmac

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Oct 18, 2015
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Fun season, but I gotta say WTF @ all of them being black belts in the tournament, but white belts a few months earlier for training.
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
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Jan 16, 2015
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Fun season, but I gotta say WTF @ all of them being black belts in the tournament, but white belts a few months earlier for training.
It's karate dipshit, only takes two weeks to get a black belt. Mr miyagi actually stole larusos black belt.


Funnily enough, years back on sqn before I started watching UFC I worked with a guy who was a judo black belt. I used to tease him relentlessly about judo not using strikes and being a cuddle fest.


Thank fuck he never saw the need to kick my ass. In fact in Scotland one time he actually saved me from a local savage in the pub.
 
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Guest
Good season overall. Excellent cliffhanger at the end of the last episode
 

Super Dave

The party’s over
Dec 28, 2015
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As cheesy as this show can be, they do an amazing job of balancing the protagonist/antagonist role of the show. Not to mention building hype for a new season.
Hard to believe four seasons in and it still feels fresh.
 

SoupCan

how bout dat
First 100
Jan 18, 2015
2,675
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As cheesy as this show can be, they do an amazing job of balancing the protagonist/antagonist role of the show. Not to mention building hype for a new season.
Hard to believe four seasons in and it still feels fresh.
The Jonny Daniel beef of season 1 was pretty hilarious
 

Big Dummy

Cream of the Crop
Dec 15, 2018
8,319
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Johnny might be the best thing going for TV. The Rocky 4 montage had me dead.

Main takeaways:
-That sloth lookin’ broad from Cobra Kai has some rockin’ tits.
-Robbie and Miguel are total choads.
-All the LaRusso skirts could get it.
-Sam lost her ‘rona girth but still sucks at karate.

It appears I’ve never seen Karate Kid III, because I had no idea who that Silver guy was.
 

SoupCan

how bout dat
First 100
Jan 18, 2015
2,675
3,196
Johnny might be the best thing going for TV. The Rocky 4 montage had me dead.

Main takeaways:
-That sloth lookin’ broad from Cobra Kai has some rockin’ tits.
-Robbie and Miguel are total choads.
-All the LaRusso skirts could get it.
-Sam lost her ‘rona girth but still sucks at karate.

It appears I’ve never seen Karate Kid III, because I had no idea who that Silver guy was.
Karate Kid 3 is easily the worst, it's hard to get through I did like how season 4 touches on it with Terry saying he was a dick for obsessing over Daniel's D
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
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The horrible fighting techniques almost make this show unwatchable, but it is saved by Johnny's hilarious insults and his overall world view.

Any time Danielson's wife is on screen is also worth watching. She is a fucking smoke show.

I don't really care for the re-introduction of the Silver character. KK3 was so bad I pretty much erased it from my memory.

I'm only 4 or 5 episodes in on the current season, but I'd like for Elisabeth Shue to return. A fight between her, Danielson's wife and Miguel's mom would be much-watch TV. Maybe have it break out at a Victoria's Secret store at the mall.
 

BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
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The horrible fighting techniques almost make this show unwatchable, but it is saved by Johnny's hilarious insults and his overall world view.

Any time Danielson's wife is on screen is also worth watching. She is a fucking smoke show.

I don't really care for the re-introduction of the Silver character. KK3 was so bad I pretty much erased it from my memory.

I'm only 4 or 5 episodes in on the current season, but I'd like for Elisabeth Shue to return. A fight between her, Danielson's wife and Miguel's mom would be much-watch TV. Maybe have it break out at a Victoria's Secret store at the mall.
I love the fight scenes. I like to color commentate them as of they actually no how to fight and them act surprised when they don't dick under the long looping overhand and shoot for a takedown.

Johnny does hit a slick scissor takedown in one scene.
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
47,574
59,480
I love the fight scenes. I like to color commentate them as of they actually no how to fight and them act surprised when they don't dick under the long looping overhand and shoot for a takedown.

Johnny does hit a slick scissor takedown in one scene.
Johnny, his kid and to a lesser extent Silver are the only ones with believable karate techniques. The rest of them are all laughably bad.

I guess most actors are unathletic nerds.

The hidden MVP of this show is the film editor. He has a manumental task of making it look like any of these dorks can walk and chew gum at the same time.