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I was accused of believing in jewish space lasers by a democrat because I wasn't masking up
Then I looked it up online and I think it was some weird left wing spin news story or something

Can't fucking believe these guys got all these lasers up there now...crazy times...run a zig zag if you need to evade one
Okay because when the lasers start picking ethnicities and religions we have serious problems.
 

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Hold up. I just looked up liam Gallagher wiki. Motherfucker called William
 

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Today I learned of the existence of a years-old video game called Who's Your Daddy.

You can play as the dad or the infant. Playing as the infant, you have to find a way to kill yourself. As dad, of course, you must prevent baby from this action.

The baby can open drawers to find and eat objects, like batteries, or pick up a hammer and smash and eat some broken glass.

It's funny
 

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Today I learned of the existence of a years-old video game called Who's Your Daddy.

You can play as the dad or the infant. Playing as the infant, you have to find a way to kill yourself. As dad, of course, you must prevent baby from this action.

The baby can open drawers to find and eat objects, like batteries, or pick up a hammer and smash and eat some broken glass.

It's funny
Sounds normal
 

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So far I've died eating glass and trash, stuck a fork in a socket, and drowned myself in the tub.
I'm an awesome baby. Killing myself into living death
A cousin of mine used to drink shampoo, fucken weirdo would do it anytime someone wasn't looking. He said the peach one tastes the best.
 

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A cousin of mine used to drink shampoo, fucken weirdo would do it anytime someone wasn't looking. He said the peach one tastes the best.
I worked in a hospital and took care of some Pica patients, they'd eat anything. Had the same patient come in to have stuff removed from her stomach many times. Shells from an aquarium, stems from sunglasses, etc
 

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I worked in a hospital and took care of some Pica patients, they'd eat anything. Had the same patient come in to have stuff removed from her stomach many times. Shells from an aquarium, stems from sunglasses, etc
Oh he wasn't one of them weirdos. For some reason he just liked shampoo
 

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Motherfucker is a year younger than me.i might ask him why he liked shampoo so much. But maybe it will flip a switch or something? He's normal now with kids and a house etc.

Mad cunt been to hospital like ten times drinking shampoo.
 

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Motherfucker is a year younger than me.i might ask him why he liked shampoo so much. But maybe it will flip a switch or something? He's normal now with kids and a house etc.

Mad cunt been to hospital like ten times drinking shampoo.
That's Pica.
Eating non nutritive stuff so often it requires hospitalization, at the very least calls for a psych eval
 

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Apparently the pool on the titanic still has water in it
 

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There are twice as many nipples as there are humans. Let that sink in