Lifestyle Chinese Flu Virus Quarantine Cooking Thread

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  1. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Shrimpin’ Ain’t Easy

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    LOL. You guys are making yeast starters. I'm out bringing down deer with my long bow to hang sides of venison in my smoker and dropping out of trees to choke out bears for their warm pelts. This pandemic has really made people realize what their roles would be in a primitive hunter/gatherer society.
     
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    Bullshit. I bet you've just been playing red rocket with your chihuahua and eating spaghetti sauce.
     
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    I've discovered my role is to tell my wife what to order for delivery.
    I did take on an excited house cat that tried to steal my harumaki!

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    We have a freezer full of dead animals we killed.........we don't need to start killing them again, yet.
     
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    Picked up some heavy cream yesterday, time for some shrimp pasta. WOooooooooooooooooooooooooo
     
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    I have a friend from France.

    I call him bìte de crevette. It means shrimp dick.

    I used to teach him all kinds of mean things to say to coworkers. It was funny watching him calling all these early 20 something Belgian kids wankers.
     
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    Freezer’s already full bro. Gotta soak up those juices with some warm sourdough.
     
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    Guy acts like killing deer is hard, my wife does it. Not sure the big deal.
     
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  9. Chief

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    Think I'm gonna try to make ceviche today. I'll post pics if it happens.
     
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    Fuckin do it bruh
     
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    FFS. I can't get that anywhere in this country I bet
     
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  12. ThatOneDude

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    Pretty sure my sourdough starter is ready. Had to knock it down, it grew up over the edges.

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  13. Chief

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    Wife and I love going out for ceviche and margaritas, so I gave it a shot at home.

    Wild Alaskan Cod
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    Roma tomatoes and cilantro.
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    Limes.
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    Lime juice.
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    Cubed the Cod and added the lime juice.
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    Tomatoes, white onion, jalapenos and cilantro all prepped.
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    Combined all ingredients. Seasoned with salt and pepper and put it in the fridge for dinner. Time to take a nap before work.
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  14. Chief

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    Thanks for talking me into it. :cheers:
     
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    Jesus man, bake some fucking bread!
     
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  16. Inside Job

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    I wann see this chili
     
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    Man that looks FUCKING delicious. I wonder if catfish suhveachayyyyyyy would be any good.
     
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    Thats the game plan! I need my flour re-up to come through. That starter was started on Sunday night and it doing fantastic.
     
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  19. Inside Job

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    geezua bud
    that is killer

    and you used all the limes haha
     
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    Every goddamn one lol!
     
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    Anything is good with tequila.
     
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    Lmao
     
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    My catfish chum is looking nice and nasty.

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  24. Chief

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    What's in it? I see rice.
     
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    Family secret bro.


    Rice, water, sugar, yeast, time.
     
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