Lifestyle Chinese Flu Virus Quarantine Cooking Thread

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  1. Chief

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    Fuck.


    So beef.

    Red beans.

    Tomatoes

    Onions?

    Do I need a sauce to go in there?


    I'm gonna put jalapenos in there I think.


    And eggs
     
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    @Jesus X@Jesus X how bad did I fuck this up?
     
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    Lol I love how we all ask the resident Mexican about Mexican stuff.
     
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    tomato paste or tomato sauce

    Cumin and oregano

    Two or three types of canned beans if possible

    no eggs

    jalepenos yes

    onions yes...I use them to top the cooked chili and I also cook some in the chili

    chili powder yes

    garlic yes

    beef yes...can be cut pieces of steak if you like that

    salt and pepper

    U probably need some cheese to top it when you put it into your bowl
     
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    I only eat ceviche with shrimp and imitation crab in it I don't know anything about ceviche with fish in it. looks good though.
     
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    I was just investigating recipes now. If there's no ground beef I'll use steak. Gonna head to the store in town and them the masterclass will commence
     
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    Thanks. I've only had it with white fish, so that's why I went with cod. Shrimp sounds good though.
     
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    I added to the list...just get most of the stuff on a recipe and wing it a bit

    you will make something very tasty and cooking always has a learning curve...starting/attemtping to cook is the most important part
     
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    As backup Mexican I have eaten cerviche with fish in it. Many times. Usually from the same place,

    I'd say make sure the fish is flakey not big lumps.
     
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    With a 250 pound test long bow, at 300 feet?
     
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    Red rocket
     
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    I remember my first bow
     
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    Just about to go to the store. You say tomato paste or sauce, am I looking in the Italian aisle here. Or something different?
     
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    sauce for sure...italian would work...or non spiced

    paste can help thicken your sauce...not essential though
     
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    Okay. I fucken got this.

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    Got beef.

    Cayenne

    Cumin

    More fucken cumin because I fucked up and mistook it with chilli powder (there was already some here, I checked just now)

    Taco sauce (I'm an eccentric chef)

    A small can of tomato puree.

    2 small cans of kidney beans (I'll use one)

    4 onions

    Some stock cubes that I'm now sure are for lamb. Yuck. Fuck them they going over the balcony royal rumble style.

    Jalapeno slices

    And cubed tomatoes with red chillis.


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    Now the first thing about cooking with song,


    Is you gotta have some songs on.


    For this dish I'll be listening to the guardian of the galaxy megamix.

    View: https://youtu.be/Kt-tLuszKBA
     
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    Next step is get the onion ready. I'm sure there's a trick to peel these cunts. Hmm
     
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    Chopped it in half and ripped off top few layers.aint nobody got time for that bullshit
     
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    Then I chopped it up and chucked in a wok
     
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    Sure I should put some sort of oil in there but as far as I can tell I don't have any.

    I tried some butter instead.
     
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