Lifestyle Chinese Flu Virus Quarantine Cooking Thread

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  1. Shang Tsong2

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    Hold on.


    Can you make toast without a toaster?
     
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    open heating element
    in a pan
    in the oven


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    turn this bad boy into a nightclub with cheap beer and all you can eat toast
     
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    Can't. The police are out busting parties. They thought I was having one the other day. I'm sure I mentioned this
     
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    Sex Chicken Shrimpin’ Ain’t Easy

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    A half dozen “Hope Solos”?
     
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    They have been tossed in the trash, you could beat someone to death with them
     
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    Not with his arms he couldn't
     
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    woah
    so can I use this process to make any bread where I'm missing yeast?
    how long?
    regular all purpose flour?

    like this guy?
    View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wTt8VGyBdk
     
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    Alright, yeast starter has begun. Hopefully ready by Sunday.
     
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    Fuck I should make some chilli
     
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    I don't know how
     
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    I'll look up a recipe. This will be the greatest chilli of the night
     
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    Hmmm. I already went to the biohazard 28 days later market already to get some smokes. Saw a man in pyjamas, thought he was a doctor or something. Nah just Persian I think
     
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    Do you have ground meat and spices?
     
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    Nope and nope.
     
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    I probably have some spices. My roommate used to make chilli
     
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    Get some ground beef or turkey or pork or a combo of the 3. I also put beans in my chili, @Splinty@Splinty is probably offended by that, but he's wrong if he is.
     
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    Oh I'll be putting beans in my chilli


    Shits made up anyway. Pretend Mexican food from Texas.

    I had two Mexican girlfriends and neither one of them knew wtf chilli was until they met me. Thier idea of it was quite humourous.
     
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    Exactly like this! I used to bake sourdough a lot and the starter was fed daily. It was like taking care of a goldfish. Sourdough pancakes were my favorite! Fuck it, I’m making a new starter.
     
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    I actually like the recipe that @ThatOneDude@ThatOneDude posted a couple pages back. It tells you exactly how to grow and maintain your starter.
     
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    Its super simple, I'm 99% sure I could start making bread with my starter today, but I'm going to feed it one more time before baking anything.
     
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