General Corona virus updates

[FINGERS]

/thread derailed new community chit chat?

Probably.

He won't say.

 

[jason73]

 

[member 3289]

You sure you aren't American as fuck?

In his dreams

 

[Splinty]

Probably.

He won't say.

Y'all please quit. This thread is only worthwhile and worth the sponsorship to be stickied if it continues to pertain towards the coronavirus pandemic.

 

[jason73]

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

/thread derailed new community chit chat?

Yeah, it's super bizarre. I'd put him on ignore, but it's like I have a character from Tiger King right before my eyes, and I just can't look away.

 

[member 603]

Uuuuuuh...... I'm..... Hey @VOTE TRUMP 2020.... You..... You wanna figh...... Look I gotta be honest, this thread got weird, I'm just trying to bring this back to life..... Wow

 

[jason73]

 

[member 603]

CORONA VIIIIIRUS!!! THIS SHIT IS REAL!!!

 

[jason73]

 

[member 3289]

CORONA VIIIIIRUS!!! THIS SHIT IS REAL!!!

View: https://youtu.be/ugtN6HCqatc

 

[ThatOneDude]

Apparently the ignore feature is awesome. Y'all have fun with that creeper.

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

Cornwall is the taint

Hamilton is the armpit

Oshawa is the asshole

and Windsor is the puss oozing dick head

it don’t make sense but it is what it is

And Newfoundland is the shining star in the sea of shit

 

[jason73]

 

[member 603]

BTW people in Orlando have lost their GOTTDAMN MINDS!!! The mayor announced the whole "Stay at Home" order, and people acted like it was the Purge up in here. I went into a Publix earlier to grab a few things, and this lady have a cart FILLED with Taco Shells, cans of beets, and soup..... What in the whole fuck was she making for herself? This is a BAD time to start experimenting with foods that may fuck up your GI tract..... Just saying

 

[jason73]

Cornwall is the taint

Hamilton is the armpit

Oshawa is the asshole

and Windsor is the puss oozing dick head

it don’t make sense but it is what it is

you left out sarnia

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

you left out sarnia

Take note @VOTE TRUMP 2020

People from B.C. are familiar with obscure towns in Ontario.

 

[ThatOneDude]

you left out sarnia

Is that like a ghetto Narnia?

 

[jason73]

 

[jason73]

View: https://youtu.be/ugtN6HCqatc

this would make a great ringtone

 

[Splinty]

cart FILLED with Taco Shells, cans of beets, and soup...

You know what wouldn't cause her diarrhea?
A whole lot of red meat.
Meat, The solution to the toilet paper crisis

 

[lueVelvet]

Doug stanhope's audiobook is hilarious.
He has a morbid and yet heartwarming section about drinking and popping pills with his hospice mother on her deathbed.

I’ve been a fan for 15 years. He’s early shit is another level of amazing.

 

[1372]

You know what wouldn't cause her diarrhea?
A whole lot of red meat.
Meat, The solution to the toilet paper crisis

 

[Rambo John J]

I thought I remember you doing an AMA about being a butcher lol.

the guy who posted the pic
@Pothead is a butcher

 

[Yossarian]

Shells, cans of beets, and soup..... What in the whole fuck was she making for herself?

'Murica.