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To ensure these rules are observed, police will be given additional powers, Mr Andrews said.

@Saloth Sar what does this mean in layman's terms?

 

[ThatOneDude]

We went to the Ft Worth Zoo this morning with my son. They have it to where most indoor activities are closed, masks are required, and you have to buy tickets for a specific time. We ended up getting tickets for right when they opened. Once the early birds entered the zoo everyone was masked and all groups were very conscious of staying away from other groups. As soon as church let out, and the retards started to show up is when you saw improperly worn mask, no mask, and no respect for personal space. We promptly left and went home. Retards, retards everywhere.


And yet again, the people with "mask issues" all looked like they were out of The Hills Have Eyes.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

We went to the Ft Worth Zoo this morning with my son. They have it to where most indoor activities are closed, masks are required, and you have to buy tickets for a specific time. We ended up getting tickets for right when they opened. Once the early birds entered the zoo everyone was masked and all groups were very conscious of staying away from other groups. As soon as church let out, and the retards started to show up is when you saw improperly worn mask, no mask, and no respect for personal space. We promptly left and went home. Retards, retards everywhere.


And yet again, the people with "mask issues" all looked like they were out of The Hills Have Eyes.

Mrs Beard and I are going to the movies tonight. Wish us luck.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Mrs Beard and I are going to the movies tonight. Wish us luck.

You'll do great.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

You'll do great.

Jurassic Park on the big screen. I'm pumped.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Jurassic Park on the big screen. I'm pumped.

Sounds like a great time. I assume you'll be fully masked up?

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Sounds like a great time. I assume you'll be fully masked up?

Masks required indoors under a bylaw unless you're eating, which I will be. I bought tickets in the farthest back row so I don't need to worry about some shmuck coughing or sneezing over my shoulder.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Masks required indoors under a bylaw unless you're eating, which I will be. I bought tickets in the farthest back row so I don't need to worry about some shmuck coughing or sneezing over my shoulder.

Smart man, I'd do the same.




Obviously

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Smart man, I'd do the same.




Obviously

Of course, I mean I'm not going to go to the movies and not eat popcorn like some sort of God damn communist.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Of course, I mean I'm not going to go to the movies and not eat popcorn like some sort of God damn communist.

What about sour patch kids?

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

What about sour patch kids?

Sour patch kids can kick rocks. Respectfully of course.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Sour patch kids can kick rocks. Respectfully of course.

Please don't say such extreme things.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Please don't say such extreme things.

My go to combo, is biggest availabe popcorn, biggest available fountain drink, peanut butter M&M's.

 

[ThatOneDude]

My go to combo, is biggest availabe popcorn, biggest available fountain drink, peanut butter M&M's.

Really really solid recovery. I've never seen someone dig themselves out of a hole as fast as this.

 

[Sheepdog]

To ensure these rules are observed, police will be given additional powers, Mr Andrews said.

@Saloth Sar what does this mean in layman's terms?

It means they can enter homes without a warrant.

 

[Tiiimmmaaayyy]

We built a shitty website that's hard to find

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Wtf isn't there a national app???

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[ThatOneDude]

It means they can enter homes without a warrant.

Can y'all have guns?

 

[ShatsBassoon]

Reminds me of the difference between "bollocks" = bad and "dog's bollocks"= good.

Or "cunt" means he's a good shit, or "cunt" means he's a total cunt.

 

[ShatsBassoon]

To ensure these rules are observed, police will be given additional powers, Mr Andrews said.

@Saloth Sar what does this mean in layman's terms?

"Prepare to be fucked by the long cock of the law."

 

[ShatsBassoon]

 

[ShatsBassoon]

Who had Mind controlling, zombie cicadas for August?

"Zombie cicadas" infected with mind-controlling fungus return to West Virginia

 

[Filthy]

Who had Mind controlling, zombie cicadas for August?

"Zombie cicadas" infected with mind-controlling fungus return to West Virginia

FUUUUUCK.

I had zombie chiggers.

 

[Filthy]

our boy @Splinty made the news!!!

Houston doctor says he's fighting 2 wars: COVID-19 and stupidity

The doctor said he's frustrated because people aren't listening when it comes to stopping COVID-19.

abc13.com

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Or "cunt" means he's a good shit, or "cunt" means he's a total cunt.

I believe cunt is bad and "good cunt" is good, but I'd defer to someone from one of the non-English speaking English speaking countries.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Can y'all have guns?

Original home of the gun ban, brah.