General Democratic 2020 Election Watch

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  1. kneeblock

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    Warren seems pretty done. Barring something extraordinary, it'll be difficult to imagine her making it to Super Tuesday. Pete and Joe represent different parts of the center. Joe has more of the Washington establishment and long time DNC folks with him while Pete has the consultariat and interest groups with a lot of yuppie energy behind him. Klobuchar seems to be drawing the remainder of middle aged institutional votes. Bernie's picking up a lot of working class support, unions, and old school lefties plus anti-establishment types and young people. Warren's kind of trying to draw from all of these groups but doesn't seem to have a firm foothold in any of them.
     
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    I'm so fucking pissed that rat boy is keeping this race close
     
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    If there are any Buttigieg supporters in Broward County, FL, please PM me your location so I can come punch you in your fucking face
     
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    Pete makes me consider voting democratic
     
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  7. Dr. Prosper Meniere

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    In honor of another strong performance by Buttigieg, I am going to awkwardly make out with my fake husband and then try to get all of the postmen and black police officers in my area fired from their jobs.
     
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    So goes Kevin Costner, so goes the election.
     
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    This is a stretch. The geriatric fuck is definitely losing it, but that's just a slip of the tongue seeing he is talking about both New Hampshire and Nevada a lot at the moment.
     
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    What is so controversial about that? Numbers. Funny part is, you can remove the minority part and its still true. You can remove the age limits part and it is still true. If you remove the male part, it is no longer true.
     
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    BERNIE WINS NH!

    Suck my tiny dick you losers!!!!!!!!
     
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    Donald Trump is more left-wing on many issues than former Republican mayor Michael Bloomberg is. It would be kind of funny to watch them battle an election out together - two billionaires, of them a former Democrat running as a Republican, one a former Republican running as a Democrat. It would be a nice way to sum up how badly everything has gone to shit.
     
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    I can't wait for Trump to try his arrogant New Yorker bullshit on Bernie, who is way more NY than Trump will ever be
     
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    That works for Republicans but that won't fly in a Democratic nomination...
     
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    Trump

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    Bernie "The Cuck" Sanders

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    Bernie just made history yet all we hear about is who scored second and third in the race....
     
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    What history?
     
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    It's this kind of not keeping his promises that is pushing so many of us into the independent camp. I was promised the best memes
     
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    In Appreciation For Primary Win, Bernie Promises To Make New Hampshire The Site Of His Very First Re-Education Camp
    February 12th, 2020
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    NEW HAMPSHIRE—After an astounding victory against Democratic rivals in the New Hampshire primaries, Bernie Sanders expressed his thanks to an adoring crowd of Bolsheviks and college students. Also present was a contingent of lying dog-faced pony soldiers, who flipped their support to Bernie after Biden’s recent gaffe.


    “I happen to believe,” Senator Sanders began, “that the re-education of racists and freedom lovers from the middle of the country will be essential to healing and remaking this nation. That is why I am pleased to announce that we will build our very first re-education facility right here in the great state of New Hampshire.”

    Wild cheers broke out from the crowd as Bernie supporters were moved by this great honor.

    Sanders promised that this brand new camp will be tuition-free, and will provide unlimited government cheese, flour, and abortions to both men and women.

    Bernie Sanders Campaign staffers were quick to inform him that such a facility may be redundant since the famous Dartmouth College Re-Education Camp already exists in New Hampshire. “That’s no problem,” said Bernie. “Just throw up some barbed wire around Dartmouth, build a train track for the cattle cars, and we’re done!”

    Sources close to the Sanders campaign report that Bernie will pick AOC as his first Dean of Economics Re-education.
     
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