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  1. ShatsBassoon

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  2. Conor McGregor nut holder

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    Anyone that rates uncut gems has no right to ever rate a movie again

    It's a mess.

    Same with anyone that likes John wick. Once you say you like this film. And are being serious you exempt yourself from being taken seriously as a critic ever again.
     
  3. ConorMcGregorsBeard

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    To be fair, he's also drunk most of the time he's posting.
     
  4. ConorMcGregorsBeard

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    So over 86% of professional film critics?
     
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    86% of film critics say John Wick is a good film?

    You go too far sir.
     
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    The first one, yes. The second it was 89%, and the third 90%.

    Oh, and 92% of critics thought Uncut Gems was a good film.
     
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    Sozzles, Fingers, the John Wick movies are awesome escapism fun in the same way that Jason Statham movies are escapism fun. None are winning any oscars but they're massively entertaining.
     
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    I watched "The Biggest Little Farm" the other day. Although I rolled my eyes at some of the ignorance on the part of the farmers, and didn't like that they cleaned up the rawest, and probably most important things for people to see. I'd still give it a 7.5/10.
     
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    Jason Statham films are great. They don't dupe the audience. They give a knowing wink to the audience that it's ridiculous and fun.

    Uncut gems remains the most hateful film I've ever seen bar son of Saul. But at least that had a message and was an important film.
     
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    Son of Saul sounds really depressing, I will give Uncut a go though. Sandler in a serious role in Click was great, I won't ever be able to watch it again becauseI had something in my eye but he was really good.
     
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    Jojo rabbit. Tries to be funny and witty but it comes out forced. Had to turn it off
     
  12. jason73

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    birds of prey 1/10 fuckin turd of a movie. i turned it off after 45 min .it is probably the first movie i bailed on in years
     
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    Passengers is a good film.
    Two of my favourite actors. And space!

    6.9/10
     
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    some of these ratings explain a lot about the rater.

    I rate this thread informative.
     
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    Pitch perfect.

    7.1

    I like this film
     
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    Link please Jones
     
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    Jennifer Lawrence is a terrible actress

    Passengers is a 6 at best

    You lost all credibility
     
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    I have won a bafta

    I’m not judging you. Art is personal.

    but you are wrong
     
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    Ready Player One
    3/10
    Turned it off about 20 minutes in.
    Really liked the book but that movie is shite.
     
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    Book was good.

    CAn I recommend Birdsong? By Sebastián faulkes.

    it will change your life,
     
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    Don't let stats get in the way of your "feelings".
     
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    No. I want to be clear
     
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