- Oct 19, 2015
I went to the liquor store to get some beer. Manly enough most would agree. While in the liquor store I saw a midget. I haven't seen a midget in years! No idea what is happening to their population but it's probably due to destruction of their natural habit (circuses getting shut down due to animal rights activists), and then the people that want to catch them, domesticate them, and keep them as pets. So my hands were full and I couldn't get my phone out to take a pic. I checked out, put the beer in the car, then went back inside pretending I forgot something. I had my phone out and I was acting like I was texting, since the last thing I wanted was to get caught since these little creatures can be so vicious. I've never been bitten by one, but I've heard enough stories. Long story short, I was sweating and in fear for my life, but at the same time I HAD to get the shot since this might be the last time I ever see one again in person. Got eeeem!!