General @Splinty is a Fat Lazy Grinch: Official TMMAC Secret Santa 2020.

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SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
41,800
54,701
Hope you motherfuckers like big black rubber fists.
 

Filthy

Iowa Wrestling Champion
Jun 28, 2016
27,500
29,658
That's a really kind and thoughtful gift.
i've lost track of the number of times I've had to hit the Lion's Palace Adult Bookstore off of I-10 at 3AM for a replacement because I broke a big black rubber fist off in someone's ass.
 

jason73

Auslander Raus
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
75,429
138,713
What is the penalty for shipping black tar heroin to the UK?
 

Big Dummy

Cream of the Crop
Dec 15, 2018
8,319
12,754
I forgot to mention, I don’t care what I get as long as it’s cool and awesome, like me. Donating to charities in the name of others is fuckin’ lame and we all know it. I’m assuming everyone in here is a S/M or a 4X. Currently I’m a rock solid XL in a XXL body.