General @Splinty is a Fat Lazy Grinch: Official TMMAC Secret Santa 2020.

[Filthy]

I forgot to mention, I don’t care what I get as long as it’s cool and awesome, like me. Donating to charities in the name of others is fuckin’ lame and we all know it. I’m assuming everyone in here is a S/M or a 4X. Currently I’m a rock solid XL in a XXL body.

some folks have a special place in their 3-sizes-too-small heart for a certain charity. no gift-shaming among frens.

don't worry though, anybody asks for a donation in lieu of a present is getting a sex toy of questionable newness from me.

 

[SongExotic2]

I like hats.
Michael bisping.
The prince Philip movement.
And gold.

 

[SongExotic2]

And a Ferrari key ring wouldn't go amiss

 

[ShatsBassoon]

I forgot to mention, I don’t care what I get as long as it’s cool and awesome, like me. Donating to charities in the name of others is fuckin’ lame and we all know it. I’m assuming everyone in here is a S/M or a 4X. Currently I’m a rock solid XL in a XXL body.

How about donating to Charity? She comes on at 9:00pm down at Juicy Lucy's

 

[ShatsBassoon]

I like hats.
Michael bisping.
The prince Philip movement.
And gold.

I know what I'm getting you

 

[Big Dummy]

How about donating to Charity? She comes on at 9:00pm down at Juicy Lucy's

I’ll catch her after her shift, on Backpage.

 

[ShatsBassoon]

I like especially thoughtful gifts that show me the true meaning of Christmas.

And whiskey. Lots and lots of whiskey.

 

[FINGERS]

Anything goes for me. Something uniquely American would be great.

And I don't mean diabetes.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Likes: Things unique to the place you're from, Bourbon, Hunting, Other outdoor shit, Fuzz pedals.
Shirt size: Usually large, Hat size: 7 3/8

Dislikes: Florida

 

[ShatsBassoon]

I don't need anything. If compelled I would enjoy something interactive I can do with the kids. They love dinosaurs and hot wheels cars

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

I don't need anything. If compelled I would enjoy something interactive I can do with the kids. They love dinosaurs and hot wheels cars

2 hours ago you liked whiskey. Make up your mind, bro. You're going to confuse @Justice 4 Jimmy

 

[FINGERS]

It Disney take much Ken?

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

It Disney take much Ken?

 

[FINGERS]

It doesn’t take much. Know what I mean?

its pure Scottish.

 

[ShatsBassoon]

IT DISNEY TAKE MUCH KEN?

 

[SongExotic2]

I don't need anything. If compelled I would enjoy something interactive I can do with the kids. They love dinosaurs and hot wheels cars

Someone get shit baboon some Lego. I want him to step on it in the dark

 

[ShatsBassoon]

Someone get shit baboon some Lego. I want him to step on it in the dark

I hope your santa gives you herpes

 

[SongExotic2]

I hope your santa gives you herpes

I don't think you can get it twice, but I have a winners mentality, so I'm down to give it a shot.

 

[ShatsBassoon]

I don't think you can get it twice, but I have a winners mentality, so I'm down to give it a shot.

Sharing is like herpes. You're not meant to keep it to yourself

 

[FINGERS]

So the person I am going to Christmas the shit out of is also my secret Santa or is it someone different?

How does it work?

 

[Filthy]

So the person I am going to Christmas the shit out of is also my secret Santa or is it someone different?

How does it work?

could hypothetically work out that way, but not by design.

 

[ShatsBassoon]

Dear Secret Santa,

I'm writing you to tell you I've been naughty and It was worth it.
You fat, judgemental bastard.

 

[ThatOneDude]

And done. Merry Christmas.

 

[Sex Chicken]

Just sent mine.

Whoever gets a package from me, make sure to open it outside and make sure you’re not wearing clothes you care about.

 

[FINGERS]

Bought my first present today.

its very special. Other stuff will be added to care pkg